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reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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injureddreams:

Vote Hiram McDaniels for Mayor! A true visionary.  Former fugitive, passionate blogger and Mayor “candidate”
Been working on this one between breaks. I’ve never drawn five heads..or five dragons to be precise. It was a fun~

injureddreams:

Vote Hiram McDaniels for Mayor! A true visionary.  Former fugitive, passionate blogger and Mayor “candidate”

Been working on this one between breaks. I’ve never drawn five heads..or five dragons to be precise. It was a fun~

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I’ll be gone for 2 months so here are some got characters to tide y’all over

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mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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And now we’re seeing eye to eye, it’s so great we can agree.
That Heavenly Father has chosen you and me – Just mostly me!

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officialunitedstates:

a piece of cauliflower can be president as long as it was born here and is 35 years of age

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A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder (x)

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bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

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cassandraoftroy:

notthelittlesthobo:

I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.

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dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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